>That doesn't mean I haven't fantasized about you while fapping.
Awww how sweet... but I'd still rather have Kaji; your toothpick cannot compare to his eggplant, if you know what I mean.
>And pretty much every other female character in the series, come to think of it.
Well, I'm sure your mom might not like that with Rei, or Touji with Hikari, and Ritsuko? better keep away from Maya.
>I'm a horny little SOB, when it comes right down to it.
Well, so far there is only proof you fapped to Asuka, so... we should leave it like that ;)