Fixed.
Thank you, kindly fellow.
If I had $2000 lying around I would fly to Japan just to see that thing up close.
He zoomed in on her zits, thinking they were her nipples
Touji is depressed, because the accident with Unit 03 left him less than a man, if you know what I mean.Naturally, this means that Shinji's getting all three of the girls, because Kensuke was never in the running.
Shinji couldnt get laid in a room full of naked nymphomaniacs... if you know what I mean?
You'd be surprised. I heard on "Manswers" (which plays on SpikeTV, BTW) that a man's overall chances in getting laid are 25:1. Those are pretty good odds, if you ask me.
If you take into account Shinji's character, a nd how he carries himself around people, his chances go down to 1:25[(23)*678]/15582.
But when you count Kaji and Kaworu the chance climbs back to nearly 1/1 (probability not odds this time).
Yes, because the entire male population in the eva universe consist of Shinji, Kaji, Kaworu, Toji, and Kensuke... and Gendo and Fuyutsuki and Aoba and hyuga, and Jet-Alone guy...
All those NERV techs and Section 2 goons? Eunuchs.
If there were actual men in the Eva universe, Asuka wouldn't suffer loneliness problems for a split second.
If there were actual men in the Eva universe, Asuka would end up strangled in a ditch.
No idea who they are.
Shanghai-3 NERV